Busy Mom

Poor mama kitty has got

 to be exhausted!

Happy Monday!

awww . . . poor Monday!

About the Super Bowl . . .

Where can I buy a super bowl?

Cleaning the toilet is my least

favorite thing to do in this world!

Coolest Dog Ever!

This dog is so cool :)

The look on his face is precious!

What a sweetie :))))

Shut up already!

OMG . . . it is my mom in the cartoon . . . and that is me with the chips.  The only thing missing is a cigarette in my hand and The Captain standing next to me, smoking a cigarette and enjoying some chips.

Oh, the pointed finger!!  LOL . . . me bad girl :)  Yes, it is very annoying when you have a favorite habit that someone else thinks you should break.  You can always tell them to shut up or be polite and let them point the finger at you while you continue the bad habit.  However . . .

What has really been annoying me lately is the food police . . . you know, those people associated with government and some that are not who think they are smarter than the rest of society, therefore, they should determine what we should and should not eat.  

It is getting to the point of absurdity when children are taken from their parents because the child is "too fat".  The question becomes . . . what is "too fat" . . . the government needs to stay out of "enforcing" and stick to "educating" (although that irritates me too because we collectively know what is healthy and what is not).

Another thing about the food police and government getting in our business . . . it really bothers me that they are attempting to alter the menus at some of our favorite places to pig out.  Who let the government into the board rooms of the corporate world?  I could not believe when they tried to dictate McDonald's marketing concepts with the free toys with Happy Meals.  Stay away from Dairy Queen . . . please!

Sorry . . . sore subject!  Personal freedom and free enterprise . . . that's for another blog :)

Keep smiling and enjoying those chips . . . tell them to shut up already!

LOL . . . send her some flowers after telling her to shut up :)

New Year Greetings

What did you do for New Years Eve?

The joke was on me this year as I developed

a toothache on New Years Eve day which raged on

during the night, stayed with me on New Years Day

and has not completely gone.

Another new year is off and running!  

Hope that everyone had an awesome 

and festive holiday season :)

Poor Santa . . .

Timmy will be on Santa's

 Naughty List next year!

Maxine on Christmas Shopping

Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone 

from Gina and The Captain!

Don't forget to feed the squirrels :)

Jose Gato

Mas Tequila please!

Poor Jose Gato is just

 having one of those days

I stole this photo from Giorgio Antonelli,

 one of my Facebook friends.

The Guilty Dog

This dog is hilarious!  
Denver does bad things and gives himself away in a way I've never seen a dog do.
Dogs are so funny in the way they react after doing something bad.  One of my now departed babies, Betsy the beagle, would give herself away before I even encountered what she had done.  She'd hang her head down, pull her ears back, her eyes would get real squinty, she'd do a constant blink and let out a very strange little cry.  It was difficult to get angry at her after she went through all that suffering with her guilt.
One of my favorite television programs is on Animal Planet . . . it is called Bad Dogs.  Of course, it is all about bad dogs!  What they do really isn't funny . . . if you are not their owner, but their stories can be very funny.  Check it out sometime!

Halloween costumes and role models

OMG . . . if I were a parent,

 this would be a nightmare!  

But I'm not a parent . . . so I find this cartoon hilarious :)

I'm sure the older guys will be all too happy to play

bad boy Charlie Sheen for Halloween.

  He's become a hero of sorts . . . 

nice role model, huh?

It also got me to thinking about

 Halloween costumes and role models in general.

Oddly, the first one that I thought of is the

 Richard Nixon mask that was the rage all those years ago.

  He even has the Pinocchio nose!

Wondering if the Obama mask

 will be popular this year . . .

trick or treat?

Being the dog lover that I am, my favorite

 Halloween costumes are for the dogs . . .

He's too cute!!

How Obama Ruined my Vacation

I recently went on a Vacation across the United States and met some awesome people.  Of course I took photos to remember the trip by.

In this first picture I ran into Johnny Depp.  I convinced my new buddy to dress in his Jack Sparrow outfit for a picture by the Golden Gate bridge.

What the hell??  Ok...well it is a picture of the president.

So then I went to the Grand Canyon...it is so majestic and awe inspiring...so I snapped a photo.

What the hell is this guy's problem.

Anyway, I then went to the Great Northern Plains to take some photos of the natives.  Very tough people.  It took me hours to get them to agree to pose for a group photo.

What a schmuck!!

There is a train that runs through some very cool tunnels in the Rocky Mountains outside Durango, Colorado.   Once per week a steam powered train passes through the tunnels.  It takes three days to hike to the perfect spot.

This idiot is everywhere except where he should be.

Embarrassment in Chief

I'm tired and extremely embarrassed

 of all the present politicians!

Not really humorous, but I love

 the caption on the first picture.

What is sad . . . there isn't one

 politician running who really

 speaks for me.

The joke is the person in office now.

Just my thoughts . . .

The Big Finger

Nobama Doggie

Who said dogs aren't intelligent?

What I really love about this dog are the precious expressions on his face!

The awesome killer dog!

Paco has been all over the news . . . he's a hero!  No doubt everyone has already heard about him, but I wanted to make him a part of my blog.  He is so special!!

With all the depressing news out there, it is so nice to hear a story about a fearless little hero who thankfully came through the ordeal unharmed.

He has the sweetest little face . . . what an awesome dog :)

Useful Dog Tricks

Jesse is the coolest dog ever!

Check out the video . . . it is amazing what

you can train a dog to do.

Jesse is too cute :)  I want him!

Dancing Dog

What a cutie!

This dog was my choice for the winner in Animal Planet's

"America's Cutest Dog" . . . the dog has rhythm!!  

Click on the photo to go to the awesome performance!

While you are there, check out the rest of the contenders.

They are all winners!!

If you haven't seen this show and love dogs, it is a must see

on the Animal Planet Channel.

Love is . . .

Happy Valentine's Day!

Cupid's arrow

Happy New Year!

Everyone has a job to do

Reminds me of my dad 

after he had one too many . . .

I stole this from my blogging buddy Laurie at
Grandma Sez So


Check out her blog!

Squirrel therapy

Bad financial times & getting back on track

It is a funny cartoon, but how true is this becoming in our society?

Job Hunting? Here's a funny concept . . .

The Free Market

A new definition for "free market" . . . I love it!

Marvelous Mongoose

They make me smile . . . so here is a video tribute I made
to these cute little animals who love to kill snakes.

Their natural look is smiley . . . very sweet and funny animals.

Lemur Love

Lemurs are among the most adorable

and awesome creatures to roam this earth.

I've included the following video I made

with lots of cute lemur photos in my

Humor and Laughs blog because

they just make me smile . . .

Cats Waiting . . .

Lottery casualty

A woman came home,

screeching her car into the driveway,

and ran into the house.

She slammed the door and

shouted at the top of her lungs,

"Honey, pack your bags.

I won the lottery!"

The husband said,

"Oh my God!

What should I pack,

beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she said.

"Just get the hell out."

The Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands had just opened in New York City
where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store
operates and a sign that indicates that you may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper
ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from any floor,
or may choose to go up to the next floor, but cannot go back down
except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to The Husband Store to find a mate.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs

She decides to go to the second floor . . .

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

She decides to keep going up to the next floor . . .

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"WOW," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going . . .

The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids,
are drop dead good looking and help with housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she moves on . . .

The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop dead gorgeous,
help with housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay . . .

but opts to go on to the sixth floor where the Sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.

There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women
are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened
a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.

OUCH!! I wonder if it was a man or a woman who originally wrote this joke?

Sweet love