Monday, April 8, 2013

Uncommon Cough Cure

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. 
The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" 
The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. 
I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative." 
The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!" 
The clerk says, "Of course, you can! Look at him; he's afraid to cough!"