Monday, November 18, 2013

The Pasta Diet



The Pasta Diet and Your Health


ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!

1. You walka pasta dah bakery.

2. You walka pasta dah candy store.

3. You walka pasta dah ice cream shop.

4. You walka pasta dah table and dah fridge.

You will lose weight!



CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY

CARBS IN YOUR DIET?


For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.


CONCLUSION 

Eat and drink what you like . . .

Speaking English is apparently what kills you!!