Tuesday, January 28, 2014

State of the Union Rebuttal

I will never think of the
State of the Union Address
Rebuttal the same again!

Friday, January 17, 2014

Safe to swim here?

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft.

Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,"Are there any gators around here?!"

"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"

"Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.

About halfway there he asked the guy,"How'd you get rid of the gators?"

"We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said.

"The sharks got 'em."


Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Look on the bright side . . .

Our heater, which is rarely turned on, has been getting a workout this week!

Hope everyone is staying warm and safe.