Thursday, February 20, 2014

Poor Jack . . .





Sally walked in to the Dentist office to make an appointment. 

"How much do you charge to pull out a tooth?" She asked." 

"It's $130," was the prompt reply. 

"$130!" gasped Sally, "That's ridiculous! There must be a way for you to go cheaper." 

"Well," said the Dentist thoughtfully, I suppose if we don't numb it, we could knock off $30." 

"Only $30?" countered Sally, "That's still $100, you've got to make it cheaper." 

"Well," said the Dentist after a long pause, "I suppose if we take it out with a wrench we could knock it down to $50." 

"Perfect", said Sally happily. "I would like to make an appointment for next Tuesday, for my husband Jack."



Tuesday, February 18, 2014

TGIF





T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T


A business man got on an elevator. 

When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F" 

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T" 

She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly. 

He again answered, "S-H-I-T." 

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F." 

The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T." 

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. 

'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank God, It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?" 

The man answered, "S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'-- duuhhh.



Happy Tuesday!

Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Ticket to nine lives


I love cat humor!!




I found this on my friend Stephanie's page on Google and had to steal it!
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