A Caturday Valentine

Happy Valentine's Day

from the

Caturday Cats

Ticket to nine lives

I love cat humor!!

I found this on my friend Stephanie's page on Google and had to steal it!
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State of the Union Rebuttal

I will never think of the

State of the Union Address

Rebuttal the same again!

Someone is at the door!!

Hello . . . anybody home?

Safe to swim here?

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft.

Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,"Are there any gators around here?!"

"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"

"Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.

About halfway there he asked the guy,"How'd you get rid of the gators?"

"We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said.

"The sharks got 'em."