Tuesday, March 31, 2009

The philosophy of housecleaning




CONFESSIONS OF A COMPUTER JUNKIE?



I don't do windows because . . .

I love birds and don't want one

to run into a clean window



I don't wax floors because . . .

I am terrified a guest will slip and

get hurt then I'll feel terrible

(plus they may sue me)



I don't mind the dust bunnies because . . .

They are very good company,

I have named most of them, and

they agree with everything I say



I don't disturb cobwebs because . . .


I want every creature to have a home of their own



I don't Spring Clean because . . .


I love all the seasons and

don't want the others to get jealous



I don't pull weeds in the garden because . . .

I don't want to get in God's way,

HE is an excellent designer!



I don't put things away because . . .

I will never be able to find them again



I don't do gourmet meals

when I entertain because . . .

I don't want my guests to

stress out over what to make when

they invite me over for dinner.



I don't iron because . . .


I choose to believe them when

they say "Permanent Press"












IS A CLEAN HOUSE A SIGN
OF A BROKEN COMPUTER?