Thursday, February 20, 2014

Poor Jack . . .

Sally walked in to the Dentist office to make an appointment. 

"How much do you charge to pull out a tooth?" She asked." 

"It's $130," was the prompt reply. 

"$130!" gasped Sally, "That's ridiculous! There must be a way for you to go cheaper." 

"Well," said the Dentist thoughtfully, I suppose if we don't numb it, we could knock off $30." 

"Only $30?" countered Sally, "That's still $100, you've got to make it cheaper." 

"Well," said the Dentist after a long pause, "I suppose if we take it out with a wrench we could knock it down to $50." 

"Perfect", said Sally happily. "I would like to make an appointment for next Tuesday, for my husband Jack."

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