The philosophy of housecleaning

CONFESSIONS OF A COMPUTER JUNKIE?



I don't do windows because . . .

I love birds and don't want one

to run into a clean window



I don't wax floors because . . .

I am terrified a guest will slip and

get hurt then I'll feel terrible

(plus they may sue me)



I don't mind the dust bunnies because . . .

They are very good company,

I have named most of them, and

they agree with everything I say



I don't disturb cobwebs because . . .

I want every creature to have a home of their own



I don't Spring Clean because . . .

I love all the seasons and

don't want the others to get jealous



I don't pull weeds in the garden because . . .

I don't want to get in God's way,

HE is an excellent designer!



I don't put things away because . . .

I will never be able to find them again



I don't do gourmet meals

when I entertain because . . .

I don't want my guests to

stress out over what to make when

they invite me over for dinner.



I don't iron because . . .

I choose to believe them when

they say "Permanent Press"

IS A CLEAN HOUSE A SIGN
OF A BROKEN COMPUTER?

Naughty rabbit

Cooking and Cleaning

I understand the concept
of cooking and cleaning,
just not as it applies
to me.

New Breed

What would you call this cute little guy?

Muzeb is my choice . . . he is an adorable punky mule!

They just make me smile

They are too cute!

Just in time for Halloween

Isn't he cute?

Ouch . . . that has gotta hurt!!

It really looks like that bull is smiling !!

The other desperate housewives

And we thought they were all happily ever after . . .

Doggie Love

"Puppy Love"



















awwwwwwwwww
I love dogs so much

The lighter side of love

I think we have all been here . . .
Friends and family are notorious for knowing this guy.

He seemed to be normal in the beginning . . . lol, don't they all? . . . and to not make this gender-specific, I know guys, there are many female versions of the idiot too.

Oh . . . you think you had a bad day?

My mama always tells me, when you are having a really bad day, just think that someone else isn't quite as fortunate as you are . . .




Ok, I feel better now . . .

:)

Gonna be a bad day . . .

Don't you hate when the day starts off so bad?

Blogging about life

This joke is on me . . .

A benefit of being a single woman

Something I don't miss at all . . .

Laughing dogs

When I first saw this pic I couldn't stop laughing. All kinds of stuff went through my mind wondering what they were laughing about. What makes a dog laugh? They do laugh, don't they? What do they find humor in?

Do you ever think your dogs are goofing on you? I once had a beagle that I swear would roll her eyes like to say . . . "mom you are being ridiculous" . . .

Oh yeah . . . notice the affectionate way the black dog has its paw on the other . . . awww how sweet.

Dogs are so awesome . . . do you think they may be singing instead of laughing?

:)

Sometimes you just have to laugh

I needed a silly blog because you just have to laugh to keep from crying sometimes. Don't you think?

Wikipedia defines laughter as an audible expression or appearance of merriment or happiness or an inward feeling of joy and pleasure. Sounds good to me . . .

My email box is always full of funny stuff that doesn't fit in any of my other blogs . . . here is where they will go.