The Fur Coat

Watching her mother as she tried

 on her new fur coat, the young

 daughter said unhappily,

 "Mom, do you realize some poor dumb

beast suffered so you could have that?"

The woman shot her an angry look,

 "How dare you talk about your father like that!"

Uncommon Cough Cure

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. 

 

The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" 

 

The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. 

I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative." 

 

The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!" 

 

The clerk says, "Of course, you can! Look at him; he's afraid to cough!"

King Julian

I love this character!!!

Busy Mom

Poor mama kitty has got

 to be exhausted!

Happy Monday!

awww . . . poor Monday!