A woman came home,
screeching her car into the driveway,
and ran into the house.
She slammed the door and
shouted at the top of her lungs,
"Honey, pack your bags.
I won the lottery!"
The husband said,
"Oh my God!
What should I pack,
beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," she said.
"Just get the hell out."
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