Friday, July 23, 2010

Lottery casualty

A woman came home,
screeching her car into the driveway,
and ran into the house.

She slammed the door and
shouted at the top of her lungs,

"Honey, pack your bags.
I won the lottery!"

The husband said,
"Oh my God!
What should I pack,
beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she said.

"Just get the hell out."

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