What becomes of sweet little women . . .

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ahhh . . . The Single Life

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?”

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!” Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, “I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I’m a graduate student in psychology and I’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.”

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, “What do you mean $200?”

 

Money Bags

An elderly lawyer was about to die. One day he told his wife he had come up with a way to take all of the money he had with him to heaven. He told his wife to put all of his money in the attic so when he died he could grab it on the way up.

A couple of weeks after he died his wife was cleaning out the attic and saw that the money bags were still there. “That old fool,” she chuckled. “I told him that we should have put the money in the basement!”

Pig Humor

Feed the pig!!!

Thanks to my Facebook friend Deb

 for posting this to her timeline.  

I had to share it here!

Source

Poor Jack . . .

Sally walked in to the Dentist office to make an appointment. 

"How much do you charge to pull out a tooth?" She asked." 

"It's $130," was the prompt reply. 

"$130!" gasped Sally, "That's ridiculous! There must be a way for you to go cheaper." 

"Well," said the Dentist thoughtfully, I suppose if we don't numb it, we could knock off $30." 

"Only $30?" countered Sally, "That's still $100, you've got to make it cheaper." 

"Well," said the Dentist after a long pause, "I suppose if we take it out with a wrench we could knock it down to $50." 

"Perfect", said Sally happily. "I would like to make an appointment for next Tuesday, for my husband Jack."