Useful Dog Tricks

Jesse is the coolest dog ever!

Check out the video . . . it is amazing what

you can train a dog to do.

Jesse is too cute :)  I want him!

Dancing Dog

What a cutie!

This dog was my choice for the winner in Animal Planet's

"America's Cutest Dog" . . . the dog has rhythm!!  

Click on the photo to go to the awesome performance!

While you are there, check out the rest of the contenders.

They are all winners!!

If you haven't seen this show and love dogs, it is a must see

on the Animal Planet Channel.

Love is . . .

Happy Valentine's Day!

Cupid's arrow

Happy New Year!

Everyone has a job to do

Reminds me of my dad 

after he had one too many . . .

I stole this from my blogging buddy Laurie at
Grandma Sez So


Check out her blog!

Squirrel therapy

Bad financial times & getting back on track

It is a funny cartoon, but how true is this becoming in our society?

Job Hunting? Here's a funny concept . . .

The Free Market

A new definition for "free market" . . . I love it!

Marvelous Mongoose

They make me smile . . . so here is a video tribute I made
to these cute little animals who love to kill snakes.

Their natural look is smiley . . . very sweet and funny animals.

Lemur Love

Lemurs are among the most adorable

and awesome creatures to roam this earth.

I've included the following video I made

with lots of cute lemur photos in my

Humor and Laughs blog because

they just make me smile . . .

Cats Waiting . . .

Lottery casualty

A woman came home,

screeching her car into the driveway,

and ran into the house.

She slammed the door and

shouted at the top of her lungs,

"Honey, pack your bags.

I won the lottery!"

The husband said,

"Oh my God!

What should I pack,

beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she said.

"Just get the hell out."

The Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands had just opened in New York City
where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store
operates and a sign that indicates that you may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper
ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from any floor,
or may choose to go up to the next floor, but cannot go back down
except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to The Husband Store to find a mate.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs

She decides to go to the second floor . . .

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

She decides to keep going up to the next floor . . .

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"WOW," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going . . .

The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids,
are drop dead good looking and help with housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she moves on . . .

The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop dead gorgeous,
help with housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay . . .

but opts to go on to the sixth floor where the Sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.

There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women
are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened
a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.

OUCH!! I wonder if it was a man or a woman who originally wrote this joke?

Sweet love

A humorous look at being broke

This is one of the funniest videos I have seen in a while! This guy is seriously funny about a bad situation that many of us are in these days . . . being broke.


Disclaimer . . .
do not watch this video if you
are offended by crude language!

The philosophy of housecleaning

CONFESSIONS OF A COMPUTER JUNKIE?



I don't do windows because . . .

I love birds and don't want one

to run into a clean window



I don't wax floors because . . .

I am terrified a guest will slip and

get hurt then I'll feel terrible

(plus they may sue me)



I don't mind the dust bunnies because . . .

They are very good company,

I have named most of them, and

they agree with everything I say



I don't disturb cobwebs because . . .

I want every creature to have a home of their own



I don't Spring Clean because . . .

I love all the seasons and

don't want the others to get jealous



I don't pull weeds in the garden because . . .

I don't want to get in God's way,

HE is an excellent designer!



I don't put things away because . . .

I will never be able to find them again



I don't do gourmet meals

when I entertain because . . .

I don't want my guests to

stress out over what to make when

they invite me over for dinner.



I don't iron because . . .

I choose to believe them when

they say "Permanent Press"

IS A CLEAN HOUSE A SIGN
OF A BROKEN COMPUTER?

Naughty rabbit

Cooking and Cleaning

I understand the concept
of cooking and cleaning,
just not as it applies
to me.